AI replace us

The job description is a pipeline, and pipelines are exactly what language models are good at following.

A Serbian software outfit wants a Product Owner to sit between strategy and engineering. We have a pipeline for that.

A software company in Serbia wants a Forward Deployed Engineer. Here's the pipeline that replaces them.

A company whose entire product is AI expertise wants a human to be the expert — and the job decomposes into six automatable parts.

A European manufacturer wants a human to babysit its autonomous agents. The human's job is a CI/CD pipeline with a LinkedIn profile.

The model didn't steal your keys — you handed them over and disabled every lock yourself.

They wrote a job description that requires no human judgment at all — and they're hoping a human will apply.

A performance-marketing outfit is hiring a human to manage a team of prompters — a team one integration away from a cron job.

A European hardware manufacturer wants a Senior Developer Relations Manager for AI — and the persuasion itself is an AI problem.

A European consultancy just posted a vacancy for a very expensive routing layer.